Yesterday I was raking up leaves, and dead grass, and pecan shells, and pecans, and black walnuts… I guess I live in the land of Plenty of That… and I remembered this joke. I was just laughing and raking and I … Continue reading
Why are there fat kids in America? You mean, as opposed to Ethiopia? Why does a noisy shouting angry rap star object to the sentimental teenage murmurings of a country pop star? What makes all this crap news? I think … Continue reading
Wayne Newton, if you like. Or a Fig Newton. Either way. Our Father who art in Heaven Hallowed be Thy Name Thy Kingdom come Thy Will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven Give us this day our … Continue reading
Everything is frosty out there. Good for Jennifer Grey. Would a jihadi Muslim let them touch his junk?
Sometimes, WordPressers, I do this. If Benjamin Franklin had a blog, he might post this, about Congress: “They are of the people, and return again to mix with the people, having no more durable preeminence than the different grains of … Continue reading
Relative to the spectacle of the awards show, this post is lame. I was hungry and I turned on the TV in time to see Jeopardy. It just stayed on while I ate, started the fire, cleaned some more obsolete … Continue reading
Some people wait until they have enough cool stuff to post. I just like to write. I have learned from other peoples’ mistakes in the blogosphere. I wish never to pay an attorney for anything ever again. I’ve reached a … Continue reading