Danke Schoen

Wayne Newton, if you like.  Or a Fig Newton.  Either way.

Our Father who art in Heaven Hallowed be Thy Name Thy Kingdom come Thy Will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses As we try to forgive those who keep trespassing against us And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil For Thine is the Kingdom and the Power and the Glory for ever.

Father, as you helped David to smite his enemies, so help us to smite ours.

Father, thank you for all the good things I have.  Thank you for my Mummy, and my job which sent me home early today, and this barn I live in, and my 20-year-old pickup truck that rides smooth and heavy like a tank.  Thank you for these two boy kitty cats.  Thank you for my Honey.  Thank you for good coffee, and good wine, and red net bags full of tangerines, and the choice between regular and menthol.  Thank you for the great outdoors.  Thank you for a great mid-term election.  Thank you for the San Diego Chargers.  Thank you for gas and electricity and the renewable resource of firewood.  In Jesus’ name, Amen.

Thou art the cutest thing

that I ever didst see

I really love thy peaches

want to shake thy tree


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