I’m running a little late with the Christmas card. Ideally I’d post it a week before Christmas so it stays up as the last entry for a while, and I’m busy doing Christmas things. This year I had a few … Continue reading
Yesterday I was raking up leaves, and dead grass, and pecan shells, and pecans, and black walnuts… I guess I live in the land of Plenty of That… and I remembered this joke. I was just laughing and raking and I … Continue reading
Why are there fat kids in America? You mean, as opposed to Ethiopia? Why does a noisy shouting angry rap star object to the sentimental teenage murmurings of a country pop star? What makes all this crap news? I think … Continue reading
Everything is frosty out there. Good for Jennifer Grey. Would a jihadi Muslim let them touch his junk?
Relative to the spectacle of the awards show, this post is lame. I was hungry and I turned on the TV in time to see Jeopardy. It just stayed on while I ate, started the fire, cleaned some more obsolete … Continue reading
Ya, I’m a moron sometimes. One day I walked into a local convenience store and saw this woman standing back by the coolers. She was smiling and she seemed to be looking right at me. I thought to myself, could … Continue reading
I should be prouder that the San Francisco Giants won the World Series. It’s a great thing! Historic, in the sense that it’s their first World Series win since they moved to San Francisco, whenever that was. I’m sure I’ll … Continue reading